Frostiron AU: Tony’s not sure what possesses him to bring home the stranger he runs into (literally) the night after the funeral. The guy’s total eurotrash and thirty if he’s a day- weird in ways Tony can’t begin to describe. Maybe it’s some freudian-daddy-issue bullshit about older men. Maybe it’s just the cheap vodka.
Wherein in a god practicing his realm hopping, ends up in New York and has a one night stand with a young Tony Stark.